**Warning! Language ahead may not be suitable for younger readers**
**Warning 2! I'm only Joking, don't take this seriously**

April 9, 2001

Hurting myself in drama rehersals
In the play I am doing I have to fight myself. Not because I have split personalities (Like in Me, Myself & Irene) but because the teacher in our "Play within a play" doesn't like me so she gives me 5 parts. 2 of the 5 characters fight each other which, as you can imagine, is very strange. I've done that scene twice, and twice I've managed to hurt myself because of my grad ring (which is absolutly huge by the way)
Anyway the first time I was planning to go with realism and punched myself not meaning to get so close to my head. It hit my temple and it really hurt, but I didn't let it show. The second time I did that scene I learned that it was probably not a good idea to have the ring on so I put it in my pocket. It's one of those pocket's that hover around the knee area. As I was doing the scene again I landed on my knee, therefore landing on the ring and injuring myself again. I was limping for the next 2 days. It's damn fun, but I don't like being hurt.
Next time I'm definatly putting it AWAY from my body.

Canadian Stereotypes
Argh! I hate the so many stereotypes of canadias that there are. First of all we DO NOT say "eh" after every sentance (only after a yes of no question), we aren't all lumberjacks and eskimos (but there are some of both), we don't have snow all year long (but there is a steady suply of rain in the westcoast), and last but not least we don't say ABOOT, we say ABOUT. Stererotyping canadians is like saying all southern amaricans are in-bred hicks ... which may not be far from the truth (according to the Jerry Springer show)

February 20, 2001

My cats when they drool on me
Beleive it or not my cats do actually drool. Although while it doesn't happen often it does happen. It wouldn't be bad if the drool didn't smell like cat food. Whenever they drool on my clothes I usually have to change it because that smell is kind of overwhelming. It's really gross.

Having to shave off my goatee
Well I don't suppose many of you knew this but I was recently attempting to grow a goatee. While my sister didn't like it I did. Anyway recently we had grad photos and I thought it was just right not to have my goatee so I had to shave it off. My chin still feels barron, even though it's pretty much been a week it still hasn't grown into it's former glory.
On the plus side when I finally get the photos I'll have something to upload so all of you know how I look.

February 12, 2001

The dogs in my neighborhood
God damnit they piss me off. It seems that every bloody thing that walks by their house just has to be barked at "Look! It's a woman with a baby carriage! BARK BARK! Look it's a jogger! BARK BARK! Look it's a leaf falling softly to the ground! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!" If that's not bad enough there is a rottweiler that likes to roam around and it's owners let it. It's not a bad dog, really it isn't, but it seems to like to CRAP ON OUR LAWN! It's not small either, these a friggen huge pieces of crap. Who has to clean it up? Me, that's who, because if I don't clean it up there is no doubt I'm going step in it. I thank god that I'm moving in 2 months.

People who tell me stories about them and their girlfriends
I don't care. I'll say that off the bat. I really don't give a damn. Gee that's nice that you had sex, could you tell someone else because the thought of you nekid makes me want to hurl. Did I ask you if you had sex? Do I want to know? NO! I could care less about what you and her do. Just don't tell me about it, please.

People who are all words and no action
There is one guy who has repeatedly said they are going to beat me - and several other people - up. What happened was he insulted me, I insulted him, and it kinda escalated until he noticed he couldn't match me in a war of wits. So his next idea was to threaten to physically hurt me. That didn't really work, I continued to verbally assault his intelligence and all he could do was threaten to hurt me. Well it's been months since that encounter, and nothing has happened. I could probably take the person on, but I'm not one for real physical violence.